January 31, 2013

"I'm Sorry, But... Here's My Pee"

You know what's awkward? Drug tests.

I'm officially back to work next week (I'm really going to miss sleeping in every day) so I had to do a drug test. Every time I have to pee in a cup I get anxiety.

Am I going to have enough? What if I get some on the outside on accident. That's gross. Did I give them too much pee? This whole process is disgusting.

I was thinking as I was handing the lady my pee cup that I'd prefer a less gross way to prove that I don't do drugs. I always feel bad when I hand it to them, like all they are given all day is the worst present over and over. I have this for you! Now touch it! Touch it!

Pee Test

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