No-tivation

I have no motivation (No-tivation) whatsoever these days. I can't force myself to stick to anything. And believe me, it would make things a lot easier.

 

Working out is a good example of this.

You should work out.

Yeah, but I won't

Why?

I don't want to.

But you NEED to. It's good for you and you're fat.

I know, shut up.

So?

Still no.

Ok, if you work out you can have the thing you want.

I can have the thing now.

Pretend you can't have it until you do.

But I know I can have it now. See? I'm getting it anyway.

But if you get healthier you will be smaller and you can wear the clothes you like.

I don't want to wear them that badly.

You hate yourself don't you?

Yes.

 I can't even trick myself into doing things that are good for me. Anyone else have this problem? How do you get motivated, or at least trick yourself into it. I've tried inspiration and that only works for a day or 2 at most.