November 14, 2013

Why I Hate Movember

No Shave November or "Movember" is this month and while I don't mind (actually I appreciate) a good beard or mustache, having my husband growing facial hair is driving me crazy. But that is mostly because he grows the scraggly facial hair of a teenage boy just starting puberty. I argue that you shouldn't be allowed to grow facial hair unless you can do it right. He was mildly insulted when I told him this.

His facial hair is patchy and will never grow into the glory that is Tom Selleck's mustache or the beautiful beard of Joe Bereta (Youtuber and SourceFed host). It's not his fault- genetics are just a bitch sometimes. I would know because instead of getting my dad's darker skin I have the pale skin of my mom's side of the family. And also their thyroid issues.... sorry, moving on...

That mustache is glorious

I also can't kiss him this month. Not that I literally can't kiss him, I just find myself unable to comfortably kiss him with his awkward teen wolf face. It feels weird and I hate it. So I guess what I'm saying is I hate Movember unless you can grow a good looking beard or mustache. Or something.

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