At work my boss was talking about the local Farmers Market and how people were getting angry if people had their booth in "their spot".
Me: They have spots? Like how hookers have street corners?
Her: You know that is actually very true!
Me: Huh. Who knew?
You want to buy some tomatoes?
My husband and I were talking about Afghanistan and how the government wants to extend its presence there past 2014.
Me: Weren't they supposed to be getting out of there?And then I realized that I could probably make a lot more analogies about hookers. There is probably a better use of my time...
Him: Yeah it's going to cost a lot more to keep troops there.
Me: It's like a hooker. The longer you're in the more it's going to cost you.
Him: I suppose.....
PS It was super awkward to Google image search for clip art prostitutes. I worried about what would show up. Image searches can be risky. Just thought you should know.