Squirrel Underpants

There is a problem I didn't know about. Apparently, naked squirrels are running amok. I realized it was an issue when I saw these...

This is fur reals (get it???)

Why haven't I thought of this before? I guess because they're covered in fur I didn't realize they were naked. So indecent.

I know some people are easily offended, so I want to let them know squirrel underpants are an option. Good luck getting them on, though. Squirrels are pretty frisky.

Also, are boxers an option? I feel like squirrel tighty whities aren't very fashionable.